NAME: Stew McAlister

AGE: 35

OCCUPATION: Assistant Manager Best Buy Appliance Division - Wisconsin.

SECRET WEAPON: Can quote every line from Anchor Man (90% of the time, it works 60% of the time).

TURN-ONS: Girls who smoke cigars.

TURN-OFFS: Tattoos, nose rings and bald heads.

ADAM SANDLER OR WILL FERRELL: Hello? Anchor Man?

REASON FOR LIVING: What else is there to do.

FAVORITE MOVIE: I said Anchor Man, wtf?

ANNOYING TRAIT: He really does quote Anchor Man way too much.

WHAT THE WOMEN SAY: 

I like having him around but he starts to get old after 20 seconds.

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