NAME: Michael Kirkland

AGE: 38

OCCUPATION: Real Estate

SECRET WEAPON: Tells jokes without laughing at them.

TURN-ONS: Girls who know when to keep their mouth shut.

TURN-OFFS: Feminism, blue cheese, the Olympics.

FAVORITE MOVIE: Point Break

FAVORITE BAND: Tesla

WHAT THE WOMEN SAY:

“Michael can’t get laid to save his life. His idea of flirting is quoting Borat and will call you 10 times a day until you either go out with him of call the cops. That girl in the picture is a shot girl who gets paid to flirt with guys BTW.”

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